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The Toilsome Twosome

Exactly 33 years after the king's first breath, Kelly and her mother’s eyes first met. Suddenly she’s rockin’ Krakow university - composing harp melodies with creativity. Soon daddy decreed Poland be quarantined - cuz Casimir gets what Casimir wants  “whadda great guy cuzza plagues thatty stops.” An escape hatched from her slumbering dreams for constructing a lofty eagle-feather-winged-glider that led her off the edge of Wawel’s tallest tower where she vanished silent in flight that moonless midnight hour. She touched down far beyond the suppressing city walls; and by noon had traveled over 60 miles. She snuck quiet and cool with goods stashed in her cloak: some flint, a dagger, gold, arrows, and a bow. She hunted, she gathered, she foraged, she cooked - the wilderness was hers: everywhere she looked. But, she longed for songs; missing melodic rhythms - isolation conjured in her an inner cynicism. Traveling north she sought minstrels in the Kingdom of Novgorod: no one parties like ...

Bumpy Tuff Brothers Script

  The Bumpy-Tuff Brothers By Andrew Guthrie Date: July 2, 2023 Cast of Characters (in order of appearance: Narrator - a narrator vested in the story Professor Bluetonium - a scientist who tries to manufacture kids who once dreamed of being a rockstar JoMoMoMo - A monkey-girl synthesized by Bluetonium Stubble - Bluetonium’s synthesized boy, and the Bumpy frontman (frontboy) Stumble - Bluetonuium’s goofy boy Silentalk - Bluetonium’s strong, silent-type, boy Dusty Wumpkins - A big butch bunny Scared-Kid - Owner of the dog Blooper Chapter 1 - Chemical Y Siblings EXT. ISOMETRIC VIEW OF TOWNCITY -  1:33 AM Towncity is the size of New Haven, CT. It has a central park, large river, and a skyline with a yellow building that looks like a hanging banana. Some cars travel the streets at this late hour. NARRATOR (energetic) The village of Towncity! CUT TO: EXT. PROFESSOR BLUETONIUM’S HOUSE  - 1:33 AM A beige 2-floor house is bathed in full-moonlight. The lights are off except for an i...